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Toward the end of 2004, I had my resume posted on various job boards since I wanted to make an employment change. Although I have not updated my resume since November or logged into any of the job boards, I still get a lot of recruiters calling or emailing me. Since this one was so bad, I decided to post it here.

From: Ram Ne… to jed_dice.com

Hi,

How are you doing?

Here it’s requirement details……….Intervowen Teamsite, Please forward your updated resume ASAP, If you could make some updations based on the requirement details to focus on much on skills in your resume, it’s really appreciatable.

Location : St. Louis, MO

Duration : 6-12 Months

Rate : $45/Hr On CTC/1099

Technical Skills:

-Java/J2EE Developer with Intervowen Teamsite, Perl, UNIX

So far, I have found the following things wrong with the email:

1. On my resume, I clearly indicated that I was not interested in contact work, yet I am being solicited for a contact position.

2. Interwoven makes TeamSite–not Intervowen
3. appreciatable???
4. updations???
5. I live in CA. Why the hell am I going to go to MO for $45/hour
6. General sentence structure and grammar is horrible

I think a 10 year old could draft a better job req that Ram.