“…ongoing law enforcement investigation…”
That’s funny? Why am I getting a new credit card now? It does not expire for a few months. Eh–Whatever. Lemme call the card activation number.
Your account number ending in XYZ has been canceled. It has been flagged for fraud investigation and cannot be used due to an ongoing law enforcement investigation…
CRAP! Looks like I’ll be wasting some time looking at statements and updating my auto-pays.
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